October 31, 2016

9 Thoughts You Have On Mondays

1. Shit. I woke up four minutes before my alarm.

2. Of course. My kid would poop in his brand new diaper a minute and a half before we walk out the door.

3. This traffic...

4. Jesus, Vicky, I don't give a crap about your 96 year old grandma who was in town visiting this weekend.

5.  I. Can't. Even.

6. It's amazing how as soon as I get through all of my e-mails from the weekend, I look back to see 50 more. Doesn't anyone pick up the phone anymore?

7. I still have to cook dinner tonight. Why aren't we rich? I would love to call our personal chef to ask what we are having tonight...but then I'd just be calling myself.

8. It's really unfair that football occupies my television three nights a week. My husband better just thank his lucky stars that the Bachelor is off season right now.

9. Yes. My bed, finally. (Cue baby waking up)...


  1. Amen to ALL of these!!! My child ends up in our bed every morning so momma doesnt really go back to sleep!! Mondayzzzzz :)

    1. I hear ya! A few nights ago we got really desperate and let my son sleep in our bed for a couple hours. Sometimes I think I'm crazy to want to do it all over again!


  2. This is a perfect representation of how I feel on a Monday!
    Kelsey | petiteinherpearls.blogspot.com